Me - Hello, Harvey, what a handsome cat you are!
Harvey - I know.
Me - Let me give you a scratch under the chin.
Harvey - You may.
Me - You have such a lovely place to sit in the sunshine.
Harvey - It is my throne. I can observe the birds, none of whom are worth catching at present.
Me - While I'm here, I could start washing up the dinner plates.
Harvey - I love you. Let me rub against your legs. You are adorable.
Me - I think there's a little bit of ham left on the plates.
Harvey - How very surprising.
Me - There you are, Harvey.
Harvey - You are a good kitchen wench. More.
Me - All gone now.
Harvey - Plunge your arms back in the sink, woman. I am going for a sleep. Wake me when you have more ham.
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3 comments:
Awww, that sounds just like my old, fat cat Cheerio. <3
So whose cat is Harvey? Did you decide to get one after all?
He's my sister's cat! He and his sister were rescue cats.
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