Uxbridge

It's a long time we did any new definitions on the blog. However, LYS's present to Tony at Christmas was a spin-off book from a radio series called 'I'm sorry I haven't a clue', or 'the antidote to panel games'. They usually have a round of definitions from the fictional Uxbridge English Dictionary, so from that reliable source I give you

Idiomatic - a foolproof dishwasher

Ladder - like a lad, but even moreso

Logarithm - lumberjack on drums

Candid - past tense of 'can do'

Vanish - similar to a van

Any more?

Oh, and LYS says that the big horse was Corrie. Glen was a stable mate. LYS's memory is more accurate, especially as he was the one with Corrie the Lorry breathing down his neck.

Stable mate - reliable friend