A little exercise I gave the children to do - we began with an old rhyme which I think was written by Anon
I do not like thee, Dr Fell
The reason why I cannot tell
But this I know and know full well
I do not like thee, Dr Fell.
Shortly before the Gifted and Talented Day, I heard somebody talking on the radio with an unpleasantly oily voice. I instantly thought, 'I do not like thee, Dr Fell', and went on 'I think you're rather smarmy'. Before I knew where I was, I'd told him to run away and join the British Army.
So I introduced Dr Fell to the children. We had various openings -
I do not like thee, Dr Fell
I think you're rather creepy/
evil/
weird/
nasty
and we made up the next two lines.
Now it's your turn.
4 comments:
I do not like you, Dr. Fell,
I think you're rather smelly.
I wish that you would go straight home,
And wash your itchy belly.
I do not like you, Dr. Fell,
I hope this isn't graphic,
I wish you would take your ball,
And go and play in traffic.
I do not like you, Dr. Fell,
I think you're rather pasty,
I think the lions at the zoo
Would find you mighty tasty.
I do not like you, Dr. Fell,
I dislike when you sneer.
Go and take a longer walk
Off a shorter pier!
I do not like you, Dr. Fell,
I find you rather sneaky.
Take a sail to Borneo
In a boat that's leaky.
I can't believe it, Dr. Fell,
Your skin is red and bake-ed.
You're to old to not believe
You shouldn't sunbathe naked!
Giggle! I think the last one is my favorite, Jonny!
I do not like thee, Dr Fell
Your voice gives me the chills...
I wish you'd pack your politics
And head back to the hills!
(Sorry...thinking of cheesy coworker! )
You awesome people! I am outclassed. And giggling.
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